Delusion: a false belief, specifically one that persists psychotically. My further process tells me that being delusional is about the same thing.

Psycho: short for psychotic, psychopathic and psychopath.

Psychopath: one who has severe mental disorder with antisocial behavior. (All words and their definitions are courtesy Webster's New World Compact School and Office Dictionary)

With that said...here comes the rant.

Anyone under 18, do not read. Why? Because you may be offended. Why? Because I said so. Anyone under 18 and online is delusional (a mere generalization with my past experiences). So, let me refine my statement. Anyone under 18, most likely female, a Backstreet Boys Fan, and online is delusional. Is that okay? Hmm, let's see the evidence.

Case one: A certain AOL member IM’s a one Babyomlet on Monday, June 26th about 12:20pm. First expresses that she read my story on my site then asks if I like Kristin. I proceed by saying that I don't know her, so I can't say either way. The girl (to be named Crackpot later) says she knows Kristin--Kevin Richardson's wife, for those who don't know--and that Kristin would find it funny that I made her such a bitch in my story. I argue that I did not mean that particular Kristin. In fact, I didn't know Kevin's girlfriend in real life at the time I started the story was named Kristin.

She continues by telling me that she's been talking to Kristin for almost two years now online and got to meet her at a concert, affirming that it was Kristin who she met online. Now, this girl fits the first stipulation for the delusional. She's 15 years old. Making her about 13 when she first starting talking to Kristin. My comment come Tuesday, June 27th, was that I was surprised Kristin would talk to a fan (as a side note my mind said, 'especially one who is sooooo damned young'). She said yeah, but she's real nice and they talk a few times a month, given their schedules.

Some of the noted conversation:

BabyOmlet: so you still talk to Kristin online?

Crackpot: oh yeah

BabyOmlet: thas cool....how long were you talking online before you met her?

BabyOmlet: I still can’t believe that you talk to her online

BabyOmlet: that's crazy

Crackpot: I’ve known her for about 2 years

BabyOmlet: wow

Crackpot: yeah

BabyOmlet: dont take this the wrong way whatsoever, but i cant believe she would talk to a fan online

Crackpot: lol

Crackpot: i don't act like a typical fan like "ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod!"

To read the entire IM, click here

So, she doesn't act like "oh my god! Oh my God!" Yet, she acts like the moron she is and says this:

Crackpot: kevin says hi

BabyOmlet: huh?

BabyOmlet: you talking to them now?

Crackpot: yes

Crackpot: they got on

BabyOmlet: no way!

Crackpot: yes way

BabyOmlet: well then...tell him i said hello, hello (austin powers style) lol

Crackpot: oh gees

BabyOmlet: i love that movie, its great!

Crackpot: u feel for it! haha loser! thats for telling em that somebody else liked nick! (I think the crackpot meant ‘fell’ and she got mad that I said Maggie liked Nick. What a psycho!)

Crackpot: LOL!!!!!

BabyOmlet: you’re an ass

Crackpot: LOL! yeah

Crackpot: i know

Crackpot: hello hello! ::gives weird look::

Crackpot: LOL!!

BabyOmlet: i love that line tho

Crackpot: LOL!

BabyOmlet: id still say it to him lol

Crackpot: lol

So, as you can see, she's terribly clouded. Mind you, I seemed to "play along," but seriously folks. I didn't want to ruin that one chance. Haha.

Case two: (this sends the situations out of order, but I must follow suit because case three is a special one) Babyomlet gets an IM from an old online "friend" of sorts. I pissed the girl off one day online, as Itzah and Mar, it was hilarious. The girl uses large print, as you will soon see and she is both Italian and Polish so I made comments about "What are you eating for dinner? Italian Sausage? Polish Sausage?" Innocent enough, but she didn't talk to me for like a month. She's about 16, maybe 17 by now. Anyway, I get an IM just tonight, Thursday, June 29th at about 9pm. It is as follows, in its entirety:

Crackpot No. 2: YOU DONT LIKE KRISTIN WILLITS?

BabyOmlet: who says?

BabyOmlet: i dont even know her

Crackpot No. 2: JUST A QUESTION

Crackpot No. 2: I HUNG OUT WITH HER A FEW TIMES

BabyOmlet: oh really?

Crackpot No. 2: THIS IS LISA'S FRIEND

Crackpot No. 2: YES

Crackpot No. 2: I LIVE IN THE CITY

Crackpot No. 2: MY COUSIN WAS A ROCKETTE WITH HER FOR A WHILE

Crackpot No. 2: THE NAME IS MARIA CANGIANO IF YOU WANT TO CHECK THE PROGRAMS

BabyOmlet: whatever

Crackpot No. 2: KRISTIN IS FUNNY BUT REALLY QUIET

BabyOmlet: ah i see

Crackpot No. 2: SHE CANT STAND SAM ANYMORE EVER SINCE SHE BROKE BRIANS HEART

Crackpot No. 2: HER AND LEIGH HAVE GOTTEN REALLY CLOSE

BabyOmlet: Sam?

BabyOmlet: Sam?

Crackpot No. 2: SAM STONEY- WELL THE FANS KNOW HER AS SAMANTHA STONEBRAKER

Crackpot No. 2: BRIANS EX

BabyOmlet: ah i see

Crackpot No. 2: MARISSA IS STILL COOL THOUGH

BabyOmlet: ah i see

BabyOmlet: selling strip shows of aj online is cool

Crackpot No. 2: I KNOW. THAT PISSED US OFF AT FIRST, BUT AFTER A WHILE AJ DIDNT GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE HE'S WITH AMANDA NOW YA KNWO?

BabyOmlet: not really..but ok

Crackpot No. 2: THE FUNNY THING IS THOUGH, NO ONE BELIEVES ME AND BECCA WHEN WE ARE TOURING WITH DENISE

BabyOmlet: whos becca?

BabyOmlet: you tour with them?

Crackpot No. 2: NOT REALLY

Crackpot No. 2: JUST A FEW SHOES

Crackpot No. 2: I CANT MISS A LOT OF WORK

BabyOmlet: ah i see..whos becca?

Crackpot No. 2: BECCA IS MARIA'S BEST FRIEND. AND BECAUSE I GOT RELATIVE CONNECTIONS AND THAT, BECCA IS ALOUD TO TAG ALONG WITH US LOL

BabyOmlet: ah i see

BabyOmlet: how fortunate

Crackpot No. 2: I NEVER GOT SO CLOSE WITH MARIA TILL I FOUND OUT. I FEEL SO BAD

BabyOmlet: how fortunate for you

Crackpot No. 2: I KNOW, I FEEL LIKE IM LOSING MY MORALS, IM TOTALLY USING MY COUSIN, OH WELL LOL

BabyOmlet: how nice of you..just for five guys who happen to be famous

Crackpot No. 2: I HAVENT SEEN KRIS IN LIKE 4 MONTHS, I WASNT EVEN INVITED TO THE WEDDING

BabyOmlet: yeah imagine alot of people who wanted go werent

Crackpot No. 2: NEITHER WAS FATIMA! HOW RUDE IS THAT?

BabyOmlet: oh well, her problem

Crackpot No. 2: WELL AT LEAST WHEN THEY HAVE THE BIGGER CERMONY IN LA LATER ON WITH PRESS AND THAT, I CAN GO

BabyOmlet: ah i see

BabyOmlet: how fortunate

Crackpot No. 2: SHE COULDNT FLY CUZ SHE WAS PREGNANT

BabyOmlet: i bet

BabyOmlet: met kevin?

Crackpot No. 2: NO

Crackpot No. 2: :(

BabyOmlet: how unfortunate

Crackpot No. 2: ONLY KRISTEN 2 TIMES, AND MANDAH AND LEIGH ONCE

Crackpot No. 2: AMANDA I NEVER MET EITHER

BabyOmlet: ah i see

Crackpot No. 2: A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY AMANDA IS A BITCH, BUT AJ SEEMS HAPPY OR WHATEVER

Crackpot No. 2: I GOTTA GO

BabyOmlet: yeah....well people say mandys a bitch and nick's happy?

BabyOmlet: ok

So...as soon as I got the first IM, I'm thinking, damn do these lil' teenyboppers share their IM’s. But, then again, here I am sharing this IM with you all. This is all in good fun though. And as a note, every time I said "how unfortunate" I was thinking, "man is this a crock." I'm sorry, but two people in one week saying they know Kristin and blah blah blah is a CROCK.

Case three: First of all, after the case with the first Crackpot, I started searching member profiles just for fun and came upon this one that was intriguing:

Member Name: Leighanne Wallace(the future Littrell)

Location: Marietta and Atlanta, Georgia........Orlando, Florida......Lexington, Kentucky

Sex: Female

Marital Status: Engaged to Brian Littrell:o)

Hobbies: Im now working on my new movie Olive Juice, and im fixing to be married in September. I would like to say hey too Mandy Willaford, Kristin Willits(Richardson)Amanda Latone, and Claudia.:o)

Computers: Gateway

Occupation: Actress, and fiancee to my baby Brian(B-Rok)...love you so much and more!:o)

Personal Quote: "To my fans who are truly responsible for my success, thank you from the bottom of my heart." God bless you!"Let's just say that I've lived long enough to know that age is a state of mind. You're as old as you feel."~Me :o)

So, what does Amy do? She sticks this screenname on her buddy list for future fun. And it comes that night, Tuesday, June 27th at about 11:45pm. Now, I did not save that IM, sorry, I'm a lil dumb. But when I said my name was Amy, she said in response, "Hi Amy, I'm Leighanne! Nice to meet you!!" And, yes I swear she had the exclamation points. She was rather nice and I cannot say it was she, or not she, because I had no evidence. Basically because I could go around saying I'm her. And no one would know and half the people out there would believe me!

Wednesday, June 28th, I have an IM with the "leighanne" again, and do save that one. Neither were terribly exciting, but nonetheless, it's proof of the IM (I left the screenname in just for good measure and you will understand more later in this rant):

BabyOmlet: hey, how are ya?

LWtyke30: Hello, im fine thank you and you?

BabyOmlet: okay, a little tired, work was terribly boring this morning...but that's nothing new, haha

LWtyke30: Oh i'm sorry!

BabyOmlet: yeah, but I gotta get used to that, It's an internship I just started so they can't give me all that too much to do, so as of right now it's not the greatest..and I don't even get paid, which is not the greatest thing....

LWtyke30: Oh i see

BabyOmlet: yup...so nothing exciting on my end...

LWtyke30: LOL

BabyOmlet: :)

BabyOmlet: well since my day was boring and that's been established, haha, how was yours?

LWtyke30: Well it was great! I had a friend over

BabyOmlet: thats nice

LWtyke30: :o)

BabyOmlet: hey, that girl I told you about, who said she had talked to Kristin, she also said that she had talked to you under Kristin’s screenname...I just thought about that

LWtyke30: really?

BabyOmlet: yeah

BabyOmlet: so im kinda guessing that isn't true?

LWtyke30: What was the sn?

BabyOmlet: stargal with some numbers after it

LWtyke30: Oh I dont remember that ns

LWtyke30: sn*

BabyOmlet: i see

BabyOmlet: so...

I'd like to note something I noticed. "Leighanne" and Crackpot share the same font. Now, I will admit that at one time, they were both online and as AOL has it, you cannot have two names of the same account online. But, Crackpot did not say hi until "Leighanne" stopped talking to me. Coincidence? Maybe Crackpot has a friend in on this.

Also, I was divulging my information, thinking that in the slim, slim, slim chance it was THE Leighanne, she’d be willing to share her own info…then again, I guess that was what the screenname and webpage was for.

Now, the fun stuff..."Leighanne" had a webpage. Yes, she did. And I am more than pissed to say that I did not save it. I am a physically hitting myself upside the head because it had a pic of her and some girl, alot of other things said about the boys and their girlfriends, etc. It was whacked out, terribly. But, guess what? They are both gone. *POOF* Gone! Both the profile and the webpage are gone from AOL completely. Too funny, Itzah says I busted her. (the reason I kept in the screenname in the IM was because the screenname was deleted anyway, you wouldn’t find it now)

So, here's the deal, PEOPLE! If you are online and whether you have met the boys or not, don't go around telling people you have. It's terribly gay, especially if you are like 14, 15 and are telling someone who is 20. I may be gullible at times, but really, I'm not gonna believe at 14, 15 year old all that much. And as you can see with that second im, from today, I didn't believe it one bit, whatsoever!

Just one more piece of advice, GET A LIFE!

I'm Spent

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